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This is an actual IM conversation I had today:

Me: if i die, play really good music at my funeral.
Me: no sappy organ crap.
Friend: ok
Friend: i will
Friend: hip hop?
Me: um...no hip hop.. oh maybe “tha crossroads” by bone thugs.
Friend: gotcha
Me: and have good snacks.
Me: have ahi tuna on crispy wontons.
Friend: sounds good

If all goes well, I may have more people at my funeral than at my last birthday party. Except, at my funeral, I won't be stressed out or anything.